
Jon Snow - Fell in the rankings due to performance. Tyrion - Drank his way through a battle while not actually doing anythingģ. Is her man still alive? She deserves some action.Ģ.

Tyrion basically live-tweeting the battle.Dickless update: Still alive but still without dicks.Way to wait until the last possible minute to assist. Lady, whatever you’re saying isn’t helping.What in the hell are they even fighting?.Arya just shot her first arrow? Distracted by sex dates rather than battle, IMO.Should have planned for a daytime battle. Going to be totally honest, this happening at night is really inconvenient.Dany and Jon just off doing whatever, huh.Samwell playing like JJ Redick in the playoffs.They might want to start the level over.These are Steve Kerr like playoff rotations. Waited a little long to pull out the dragon, miss.Lmaoooooooooooo they got destroyed and we didn’t even get to see it.I’ll give you guys incest and possible teenage love but dead dogs ? I draw the line. This show is the king of nothing happening. Give them an asterisk before this battle even starts. Wow, the North out here cheating with fire blades.Who the hell is this lady Witch-doctor person?.


But how does it play on its own merit to a Cleveland boy who once asked me what a scanner does and regarded True Detective Season 3 as a bigger event? Let's see.
GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 EPISODE 3 ONLINE SERIES
These are Chopz's unfiltered, first-impression thoughts during a live viewing of Season 8, Episode 3, "The Long Night." Fans who've been riding with this series for years have been waiting for this moment since the pilot. He's going into each episode colder than the Night King. The catch: he, despite being an HBO subscriber who purports to watch good TV, has never, ever seen this series before. He didn't binge any episodes or recap videos in the lead-up. So instead of me, a day one fan of the series over-prosing my musings on each episode and uselessly projecting where the series might go, I said yes when former Complex employee Zach "P Chopz" Frydenlund jokingly-but-also-seriously volunteered to review the episodes for us. We have three episodes to go and an audience that wants to be engaged in the six days between them, and a jillion other sites publishing the same episode recap. Complex threw its hat in the ring in the walk-up to the season premiere with this incredibly nerdy but fun-to-look-at glossary.

Producing material that has a chance of standing out amidst the fray is the real challenge. It's a lot to sift through, a lot of it is redundant, some of it is barely more reputable than Reddit fanfic theorizing.
GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 EPISODE 3 ONLINE TV
With the HBO juggernaut set to conclude one of the most blockbuster, united viewing experiences the TV medium has ever seen in a mere three weeks, every online publication, magazine, blog, medium and the like is publishing takes, predictions, reflections, etc.
